I’m going to start with a disclaimer: I don’t give two shits about the Monarchy. If I had the choice, I’d move to abolish it, and put those deeply unhappy individuals trapped inside it out of their misery. I also never assumed I write a single word on the subject. But this week’s “Kate Middleton saga” — has anyone claimed KateGate yet? — has transcended politcs and royalty, and entered the tech sphere.